NithronAnga

Evan, 20, CA, Rapper/songwriter, genderqueer, pagan, All around weird dude. This is my Whatever the fuck I want blog.

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

Did you really ask the question how many parents are on tumblr? Was that a necessary thing to ask? Honestly just curious.

Reblogged 5 days ago from ilackthebeautyyoudisplay (Originally from daintylolihime) 64,610 notes

everybodyandtheirdog:

the-monster-and-the-lady:

They say if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day.  But if you teach a man to fish…. then he’s got to get a fishing license, but he doesn’t have any money.  So he’s got to get a job and pay taxes, and now you’re gonna audit the poor cocksucker because he’s not good with math. 
   So they’ll pull the IRS van up to your house and take all your shit. And you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, but you couldn’t ever cook the fish because you needed a permit for an open flame.  Then the Health Dept. is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where you are going to dump the scales and guts. And ladies and gentlemen, if you get sick of it all at the end of the day, it’s not even legal to kill yourself. - Doug Stanhope

ohhhh my gosh

Reblogged 5 days ago from nostopdasgay (Originally from the-monster-and-the-lady) 14,659 notes

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

Reblogged 5 days ago from katielf (Originally from fictitiousfake) 108,188 notes

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

Reblogged 5 days ago from katielf (Originally from psychoticpingouins) 220,292 notes