my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
fuck the police
I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name
I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.
I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY
goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes
Or it’s like that James bond theory where every new actor is a different person and James bond is a codename, along with 007.
Each story line goofy is a new “person” filling this persona.
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) ＳＴＲＡＩＧＨＴ ＡＬＬＩＥＳ
This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well
(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual
(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary
(smoke signals) aromantic
*silent void in the place of anyone even in the queer community even thinking the word intersex*
I’m definitely not a gamer, but man, I definitely sympathize with the gamer community seeing as there is this horrible influx of trying to force social justice in to gaming, and a total lack of ethics disguised as social justice.
i like how we’ve gotten to the point where we can all reblog communismkills without commentary and everyone knows it’s ironic. the commentary is implied.
Anonymous said: By the way, in translating "Faen ta skjebnen" (the norwegian title of TFIOS) means more something like "To hell with fate" than "Fuck fate" tho it can be translated both days, just thought you might want to know that :)
I’ve been thinking about this more and more and I wish I could have been a fly on the wall of that Norweigan translator’s office as they decided what to call the book in their language
Anonymous said: just because you're part Hispanic doesn't make you a POC. you're white.
Here is a picture of my parents.
Dad = 100% hispanic
Mom= 50% mexican, 50% Italian
Me= 75% hispanic
Your argument is invalid.
Look at my son’s grandparents and tell me he’s white ffs
$1000 says anon is white